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Luxury gadget firm releases Elon Musk bust and custom iPhone • The Register

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Luxury gadget firm releases Elon Musk bust and custom iPhone • The Register

Here’s one for these with their heads crammed to date up Elon Musk’s arse they see the sunshine when he yawns – a desktop bust and custom iPhone 13 Pro design devoted to the centibillionaire meme machine, each allegedly constituted of the molten physique elements of a Tesla automotive.

One would not should scroll far down something the Tesla and SpaceX founder tweets to seek out legions of sycophants lapping up his bullshit pearls of wisdom, of which half he claims are composed while he’s taking a dump. Suddenly all the pieces is smart.

Moving swiftly on from the regarding poop price, helpfully highlighted by Neil “Nobody Asked You” deGrasse Tyson, Musk’s most devoted adherents look like the target market as a result of who else might dwell with that smug mug judging your work?

Seems like a waste of a great automotive to us. But wait, there’s extra.

Both, we concede, bear extra resemblance to their inspiration than the life-sized polyester resin statue inflicted on New York, which gave off extra “tubby middle-aged bloke on avenue nook” than “godlike genius” vibes.

But who, we hear you ask, is chargeable for these tasteful designs? It’s Caviar, a “well-known luxurious devices model” from Russia, we’re advised. Any man who should say “I’m king” is not any true king in any respect. Likewise, Caviar cannot merely declare to be “well-known” when nobody’s heard of them, and the merchandise themselves scream “discover me, senpai” as a lot as any of Musk’s Twitter followers. Here’s the guff anyway:

Caviar founder Sergey Kitov added: “I consider that smartphones and busts created from a Tesla automotive are a brand new degree for us. In my opinion, these new objects embody the soul of Elon Musk [like a horcrux?! – ed] and, subsequently, they’ll carry their house owners the success and creativity of this excellent particular person.”

As we head into the festive season, they’ll make a pleasant $8,300 stocking filler. Meanwhile, click here should you need assistance escaping a cult. ®

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